He was picking his nose (Shan Evans) Two snowmen were standing in a field. " (Pete Potty Mumford) A man walks into a bar ...Mike Bailey What did Adam say the day before Christmas?"It's Christmas Eve" (Geri Rees) What does Santa do with fat elves?

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Christmas cracker jokes are usually truly terrible – and we just can't get enough of them.

Forget the paper hat and present, Christmas crackers would be nothing without the slip of paper inside to unravel, read and laugh at.

So whether you just can't get enough of Christmas cracker jokes or you're planning on buying some luxury crackers which may not have that all-important joke – then fear not!

So you too can have a giggle we've put together a list of the 40 cheesiest jokes that tickled our funny-bones the most, beginning with the ones sent in by you.

One day my prints will come When do vampires like racing?

When it’s neck and neck What’s a dog’s favourite carol?

Bark, the herald angels sing What does Miley Cyrus have for her Christmas dinner? Snowflakes What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave?

What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

A barberqueue (Keith Thomas) Why was the turkey in the pop group? (Sally Morgan) What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A stick (Graham Bull) What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps (Kieran 'K' Cope) SEE ALSO: When you can see the ISS on Christmas Eve in Wales (and the rest of December) Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?