Have you ever been in a serious fight where real punches were thrown and you felt like you wanted to kill your opponent(s)? She turns her cheek to you and says “Slow down, I’m not that kind of girl.” You reply: (A) “Sorry.” (B) “Yeah, well, no prob.” (C) “This could be trouble ’cause I’m that kind of guy.” *smirk* If you answered (A), subtract a point. You reply: (A) “Sure.” (B) “I’m not an ATM.” (C) “No, but you can buy me one.” If you answered (A), subtract a point.

Here is a system for determining your dating market value if you are a man. I know BMI doesn’t account for very muscular physiques, but since most men are not Lee Haney, it is adequate for this survey’s purposes.) under 20.0: -1 point 20.0 to 24.0: +1 point 24.1 to 27.0: 0 points over 27.0: -1 point 4. 60% or less of your body weight: -1 point 61% to 80% of your body weight: 0 points 81% to 170% of your body weight: +1 point over 170% of your body weight: 0 points 5. Full head of hair if you are over 35: +1 point Full head of hair if you are under 35: 0 points Receding hairline if you are over 35: 0 points Receding hairline if you are under 35: -1 point Bald (age irrelevant): -1 point Bald but you are dark-skinned: 0 points 6. under $40K and you are out of college: -1 point $40K to $70K out of college and under 40 years old: 0 points over $70K out of college and under 40 years old: +1 point under $40K and you are college age or younger: 0 points $40K to $55K and over 40 years old: -1 point $55K to $90K and over 40 years old: 0 points over $90K and 40 to 55 years old: +1 point over $200K (age irrelevant): +1 point 7. No (under 21yo): 0 points No (over 21yo): -1 point Yes (under 21yo): +1 point Yes (over 21yo): 0 points No, but you have a motorcycle (age irrelevant): +1 point 8. (Self-assessment is somewhat unreliable, so if you are uncertain of your looks post your pic on hotornot and wait a week for your score. Hashing out the biometric details of what makes a male face attractive would require another lengthy post, so for now these two methods are acceptable substitutes.) On a 1 – 10 scale: 0 – 4: -1 point 5 – 7: 0 points 8 – 10: +1 point 9. (Since I won’t list every single high status job in the Department of Labor’s Occupational Handbook, you’ll have to make a judgment call on your own job. You feel like a king and your jeans suddenly feel much tighter. (B) continue making out with her for as long as she wishes. The following questions are based on the progression of a single pickup attempt. (B) immediately approach in a direct fashion maintaining strong eye contact with your target.

Dating market value is a measurement of how you stack up against other men in the competition for attracting female interest. It will give you a fairly accurate assessment of the quality and number of women you are capable of attracting for a sexual relationship. under 25 years old: 0 points 26-34 years old: +1 point 35-45 years old: 0 points 45+ years old: -1 point 2. under 5’9″: -1 point 5’9″ to 5’11”: 0 points 6′ to 6’4″: +1 point over 6’4″: 0 points 3. Have you ever played a leading role in a team sport? It’s a safe assumption that most people know a high status job when they see it.) High status : -1 point 11. 0 to 3: -1 point 4 to 20: 0 points over 20: +1 point 12. Within the past month: +1 point Between one month and one year ago: 0 points Over one year ago: -1 point 14. None: -1 point A few have: 0 points Nearly everyone who knows me: +1 point 15. Under 85: -1 point 85 to 110: 0 points 110 to 130: +1 point 130 to 145: 0 points over 145: -1 point 16. (C) kiss for a little bit then push her gently away and look distracted for a second. (C) immediately approach but from an indirect angle, looking around the room distractedly on the way over to your target as if you might see an even prettier girl somewhere else, and finally delivering your opener from over your shoulder.

Girls, you may take this quiz for your boyfriends to see if you are slumming it or about to be cheated on. How many friends have you met through the internet that you have never seen in person? At a party, which happens first – you approach someone or someone approaches you? You’re chatting up a pretty girl you just met in a bar. You’ve just met a cute girl in a club and have been talking with her for five minutes when she abruptly changes the topic to a raunchy conversation about her multiorgasmic ability. (C) a raised eyebrow while saying “Hey, thanks for the medical report.” If you answered (A), subtract a point.

I approach someone first almost every time: +1 point I occasionally approach first: 0 points Someone normally approaches me first: -1 point 17. After a few minutes she asks you to buy her a drink. You respond with: (A) a huge grin and an eager “Damn!

But you can only stay for a minute, I have to get up early.” (A): -1 point (B): 0 points (C): +1 point **** SCORES There are 26 points to earn or lose based on the questions asked.

-14 to -10: You’re always getted foisted onto the warpigs. You don’t immediately disgust girls; they just don’t notice you. A lot of cute girls will be pleased when you hit on them. You always have a look of sexual satisfaction on your face.

You catch some girls’ eyes, usually the ones you don’t want. 10 to 14: A few attractive girls in the bar will be intrigued by your presence. 15 to 19: Congrats, you have crossed the alpha Rubicon. Many hot girls check you out and forgive your occasional pickup blunders.

After getting the whole group engaged in conversation and having a good time, your target blurts out “Hey nice pink shirt!

(C) say “OK, who brought their little sister to the bar!