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Put in your profile that you're an 90 year old man with one arm, one leg, a tiny penis, chronic flatulence, a body odour problem and a major obesity disorder.

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I signed up and got bombarded with messages from gorgeous girls asking me to contact them, which I had to upgrade my membership in order to do, then as soon as I signed up, the messages stopped.

The girls that were contacting me before suddenly lost interest and stopped contacting me and wouldn't reply to my messages. And what a mug I was to fall for that - the oldest trick in the book. They were scammers, just trying to get me to hand over my hard earned cash.

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